As finance know-alls Money Saving Expert (dot com) have 'revealed' a rather familiar list of the 'Top 10 Christmas Driving Songs' I thought I'd create my own tenuous list:
'Top 10 Christmas Songs You Listen To While Walking To Work Worrying If You Actually Did Double-Lock The Front Door Or If You're Now Too Far Away For It To Be Worth Going Back To Check But You Know You'll Just Worry All Day If You Don't...Although Maybe You Did Lock It After All?':
10. Jingle Bells by Austrian Death Machine
9. Heavy Metal Christmas by Twisted Sister
8. Christmas Island by Depeche Mode
7. No Presents for Christmas by King Diamond
6. At The Heart of Winter by Immortal
5. Fuck Christmas by Eric Idle
4. Let Us Slay by Gwar
3. Jingle Balls by KoRn
2. Viking Christmas by Amon Amarth
1. Black Christmas by Venom